Food Fight!
Credit goes to Phi for the idea.
It’s time for a virtual food fight! The first person will throw some type of food at the next person. The next person will do the same to the next, so on.
Example:
Harry; *throws cake at next person*
Chris; *gets hit in face* *throws raw egg at next person*
Louise; *dodges egg* *throws carrot at next person*
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zOMG! Food Fight. I truly hope this game will be successful. Mine never was (reference: TSIM).
*Throws “edible cling wrap” at Josh* hehe.
*cling wrap wraps over face*
*throws cake at next person*
…
*Throws cucumber at SECOND person*
Alas! I know your weakness, Joshy-boy.
*cucumber hits nose*
Ouch.
*throws poisoned meat at next person*
Well…. I’m not going next. That’s a relief.
*Walks away from food fight…* Josh, you’re a one man band now.
*Phi walks away and Chad is standing right behind her and gets his in the arm* OW!
*Throws sloppy joe at next person*
Her? Joshy-boy, tell Chad here that I’m a guy.
*Throws COIN/vending Machine at Chad* lolol
*Pops out from behind door and hurls gum balls at everyone before ducking back behind door*
Go the sneak attack.
*Catches gumballs with ninja prowess*
*loads up a potato gun and shoots down the door*
*Fails to dodge* Grrr! -Pulls our Steak Machine Gun 3000- -Fires all over the room-
*Eats cake*
*shrugs* alright, don’t throw food at me.
*throws fairy floss at next person*
*Eats before it hits him*
*Shakes up sodas and fires the liquid at next person*
Ewww…I’ll all sticky!!!
*throws mixed nuts at next person*
*Happily eats the nuts*
I shall now be neutral in this fight.
-Takes out an apple with a flesh-eating worm inside it-
-Throws it at next poster-
(Sorry, Phi, thought u was a lady xD)
-Catches apple-
-Throws it at next person
-Gets knocked unconcious with apple-
-Next person slips on the apple-
*slowly crawls out from under flattened door*
I’m going to find a better weapon…gumballs suck.
-Grabs a Wizz Fizz, then slams it on the floor, and the Wizz Fizz acts like a smoke bomb-
*starts coughing maniacally* While on the subject of maniacs…
*grabs chainsaw to cut down an apple tree, and throws apples at everywhere*
*Apple hits me in nose. I fall down and pick up a rock, who I toss at Chad*
Oof! I’m hit! I’m..fading away..-Snickers then pulls out a licorice whip-
Ahhh not a licorice whip!?!
*Pulls out new and improved weapon: toffee apple nunchucks and whirls them round*
ACH THE SUGAR!
*gets sticky*
Ew. *throws pie at next persn*
SPLAT
-Pulls out Gumball Machine gun and fires at Josh-
*Jumps in front of Josh seconds before the gumball hits him* (I saved your butt, Joshyboy.)
HOW DARE YOU? I wanted to eat those gumballs!
*throws Phi’s birthday cake at next person*
Ooh. Those gumballs were good.
*Happily eats my birthday cake and walks off*
ACH!
*throws used tissue at next person*
So much for “food fight”, Josh. D:
It was an edible tissue. Duhhh.
*throws meet-scented carrot*
…At?
*Sits down and think about using gift voucher for the gym that the Vending Machine gave me* Hm…
*Walks in right as meat scented carrot is thrown, acquires 35 stitches. Dies the next day of blood loss. Family sues Josh.*
…
This is one of the moments getting my pity in Vending Machine helps. :’(
…*dodges Phi’s pity*
*throws carrot-scented fake carrot aimlessly in the air*
*feed the carrot to my rabbit*
*tosses a bucket of sloppy joes on the next person’s head*
*lands on head*
Ewww. Makes a nice hat, though, don’t you think?
*slips on banana peel, flinging empty can of baked beans in the air*
Yuk! I hate baked beans!
*Baked beans land on my head and I began to run around in circles, screaming*
*runs into Umph* Oof!
*bombards the next person with a full fledged slushie attack!*
*Deflects Luna’s sushi with a banana*
*Throws a watermelon and hits the next person in the head*
*Happily eats the watermelon*
*Gives a “thumbs up” to the next preson”
d(^ ¸^)
*Decides to go cannabilistic and eats thumb*
Mm. Yummy.
*Begins to such happily on hand*
Erm, I’m not too sure what to do if someone “begins to such happily on hand”
Errrr…
*SCREAMS*
*throws lamb at next person*
*Gets hit by lamb*
*Gives a “thumbs up” to the next preson”
d(^ ¸^)
*bites thumb*
*throws royal creme brulee cooked by gourmet king*
*Gets hit in the face*
*Gives a “thumbs up” to the next preson”
d(^ ¸^)
*returns the thumbs up and gets ambushed while he is distracted*
*pops out an eyeball and throws it at the next person*
This is turning to be a very gross food fight.
*Eyeball hit my eye and my eyeball hits the next person.*
*swallows eyeball*
*Tries to get it out but ends up pulling up the entire digestive system out instead, then finds someone evil and makes them sniff it up their nose* xD
Im not going to respond to that…….
Hm… Food Fight!, anyone?
*Eats cake*
*builds a catapult and launches blueberry muffins in the air* KAPOW