The Vending Machine
Thanks to Phi for the idea. See, the ideas can become reality!
This game is pretty simple. The first person puts a coin in the vending machine. The next person tells them what they got, and puts a coin in the machine, so on.
Example:
Lily; *puts coin in vending machine*
Joel; You get a pet cow! *puts coin in vending machine*
Marissa; You get a fake coin. *puts coin in vending machine*
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*Puts coin in COIN (lol) Machine*
You get a mouse. Squeak squeak.
*puts ten dollar note in vending machine*
You get my pity. xD
*Puts coin in vending machine*
You get a Hippo. Sadly, you cannot pull him out of the vending machine, because of his excessive fatness.
*Puts coin in Vending machine*
You get my pity. D:
*Puts coin in vending machine*
You get a death warrant! Muhahaha!
*Puts coin in vending machine*
You an out of order message? D:
*puts coin in vending machine*
You get Roundhouse Kicked.
-Secretly puts in Monoply money- Heh heh.
Isn’t this just the best game ever?
You get my pity. D;
*Puts coin in vending machine*
You get a wet noodle.
-Secretly inserts a hippo-
You get a jammed vending machine
*puts coin in vending machine*
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
You get a note that reads: “I am a vending machine.”
*inserts fake coin in vending machine*
You get the hippo that was jammed.
-Looks around corner, and inserts LBP disc-
You get a thankyou note: “Thank-you for getting that big hippo out of me.”
*inserts one million dollars in vending machine*
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in wallet*
You get nothing.
-Inserts Chuck Norris-
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in pocket*
You get MY pity.
-Inserts coin-
You get my half-eaten hot dog. Lucky man.
*Slams Aussie Boy’s head into Vending Machine*
Phew! Luckily I’m an Aussie Guy!
You get a pet T-REX that wants to eat you. Enjoy!
-Inserts a milky way bar-
LOL!
You get my homework.
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
Your homework,huh?
-Writes down all the wrong answers-
You get a T-rex Voodoo doll. Use it well.
-Inserts Kit Kat-
You get Milky Way Spread.
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way_%28spread%29
You get an AK47 with a silencer and extended mag that is illegal due to safety laws (you was arrested but got released a day after so you went back to the vending machine).
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
You get Phi’s pity.
*Puts Josh in vending mahchine*
You get my pity.
*Puts coin vending machine*
You get your blog eaten alive.
-Inserts shoe-
You got a shoe.
-Inserts Phi’s pity into vending machine-
You get an I-O-U voucher for 1 “Phi’s Pity”.
*inserts Christmas tree in vending machine*
You get a couple needles and paper.
*Inserts a my blog in vending machine*
*Vending machine starts sputtering and smoking due to things that shouldnt go in a vending machine going in*
You get a broken vending machine.
*Inserts coin in coin machine*
You get a Evil Teddy Bear with long, pointed claws…
-Inserts Plastic Needle thing-
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Coin Machine*
You get a speeding fine.
*inserts Phi in vending machine*
You get my pity…
*Inserts coin in Coin Machine*
You get Phi.
*inserts coin machine token in vending machine*
Oh dear, oh dear… That’s gotta be bad…
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
whats with all the *puts coin in machine* stuff? get creative people
you get my virginity.
*puts Josh in vending machine*
You get an angry Josh.
*punches vending machine and shakes it*
You get my pity.
For your information, monsieur Opus, we have been saying things other than “coin”.
*Puts coin in Vending Machine*
Ahaha. You were too soon, Josh.
*you get DR,OCTOGONAOUS!!!!! BLLAHHH!!!!!!!*
*inserts the U.S.A*
Oh great, Opus. You’ve done it this time. Break the Vending Machine, why don’tcha? lolol
*Stares at broken Vending Machine…* How I wish you’d get fixed.
You get a genie who grants you a wish and fixes the machine.
*inserts bomb in Vending machine*
Oh great, Josh. You’ve done it this time. Blow up the Vending Machine, why don’tcha? lolol
*Stares at broken Vending Machine…* How I wish you’d get fixed.
(I realise that I am taking advantage of the genie that only comes round when you stare at the machine, looking sad.)
You get a brand new, state-of-the-art vending machine, that can fit items like A WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Enjoy putting really big things in here!
-Inserts Elephant Giraffe-
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in vending machine*
You get my pity.
-Inserts cup of frozen water-
you get vital vipers virginity
*inserts whole universe*
You get my pity.
*Kicks Vending Machine*
you get a punch in the balls and a bad look from the vending machine, and a gift card for anger management class.
*inserts iPod*
Oh Noes…
YOU GET RICK ROLL’D!
-Inserts Phi-
You get a broken vending machine.
*inserts my hand*
That wasn’t a very good joy ride, I can tell you that. (I’m referring to being inserted into the damn vending machine.
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You get pity; you did lose your hand after all.
*Inserts 50c into soda machine*
You get a gift voucher for the gym. The vending machine says, “You’ll need it, buddy.”
~~~~~~
*inserts credit card in vending machine*
*you get nothing*
Vending machine says you just got PUNK’D!
*inserts The Tinted Lens Blog*
You get my grandma.
*Inserts pity into Vending Machine*
You get Phi’s pity.
*inserts the BOOTY Awards into vending machine*
You get my grandpa.
*Inserts pity into Vending Machine*
You get a half-eaten squirrel with no lower body! A mer-squirrel! Happy birthday!
*Inserts Miley Cyrus party mixtape into vending machine*
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
Gets rabid hungry lobster, sues vending machine company.
*Inserts the evolution theory*
You get my pity…
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
Wow, Phi, you can’t think of anything else? Lol.
Throws Phi’s pity on ground, furiously beats it to a pulp, drinks pulp.
*Empties the national debt into vending machine*
Nope. I’m original, see? xD
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
You get your maths teacher screaming at you.
*inserts hungry monster-eating bunny in vending machine*
Lol, my maths teacher just had a baby boy, and his head was in the clouds when he came back to school. He let us out early too. Happy man, eh?
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
A screaming monster with pink eyes jumps out of the machine. A fluffy ear and fluffy white tail pop out, and then out comes the big hungry monster-eating bunny.
*inserts bad romance in vending machine*
You get nothing. I, on the other hand, gets my pity.
*Inserts TSB in Vending Machine*
You get your pity.
*inserts Phi in vending machine so no one gets his pity*
You get an angry Phi shaking his fist at you.
*inserts Phi’s fist*
You get a turtle with an extra leg.
*inserts a mouldy orange cat*
You get a tacklehug from an overweight fish
*inserts the weather man*
You get cloudy with a chance of showers.
*inserts meatball*
You get Phi’s pity
*inserts the Nile River*
You get a computer
*insets coin*
You get a free telemarketer!
*inserts a maple tree*
you get mple syrup.
*inserts spam comments*
You get delicious SPAM meat
*inserts Hollywood*
You get my love.
* inserts coin*
You get Bob Parker saying “Come on down! You’ve won a NEW CAAAAR!!!”
*inserts a teddy bear*
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
You get a picture of me eating ham.
*Insterts a talking squirell*
You get a demented French Space Llama!
*Inserts the end of time*
You get teleported to 2012
*inserts a dancing frog*
You get a bottomless pit of Phi’s pity.
*inserts sandcastle*
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Coin Machine*
You get your own pity
*inserts a pinecone into the vending machine*
You get Lipton tea…
aaaand my pity.
*Kicks soda machine*
*throws cola bottle to the tummy of phi*
*puts coin con vending machine*
You get Niagra Falls
*puts a figure skater in the vending machine*
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
*you get lady gaga*
(ah, tough luck, champ)
*inserts The Beach Boys mixed with The Monkees*
You get a beach ball with a tail. Ooh ooh a a.
*inserts little red riding hood*
You get a key chain that’s the kind that is an animal which when you squeeze it, fake poo comes out.
*inserts everything in the whole wide universe*
You get a present from Josh. Inside is “a key chain that’s the kind that is an animal which when you squeeze it, fake poo comes out.”
*inserts Lucky Eye into the vending machine*
You get a Lucky Toe
*inserts a Tv remote into the vending machine*
You get my pity.
*Inserts $100 into wallet*
(This is the 100th comment here ^^;)
You get a crazy salesman shouting “YOU ARE THE 100TH COMMENTOR!”
*inserts the crazy salesman*
You get a crazy hobo
*inserts Apolo Ohno*
You get an angry Apollo Ohno.
*inserts watermelon*
You get my pity.
*Kicks Vending Machine*
You get a new coin machine.
*Places Coins*
You get my pity.
*Inserts Coin in Vending Machine*
You get a llama. Wearing a sombrero.
*inserts catfish into power point at back of vending machine*