JOSH: I’m Josh, the owner of Tinted Lens, and you’re watching The BOOTY Awards Voting Night!
THEME SONG PLAYS
JOSH: Thankyou for joining me at St Kilda Beach, here for the announcement of the BOOTY Awards voting thingys! Boy, do we have a show for you!
JOSH: But first, let’s cross over to Mika, who is in the green room!
MIKA: Hi Josh, it’s me Mika! Thanks for having me!
JOSH: Mika, what’s up?
MIKA: I’m with the people who entered that contest, Josh.
JOSH: Yes you are.
BONES: Puzzled by pirates…GREAT THANKS.
SQUISHY: *looks up from book* Great, thanks, my exams are now over and I’m really into this book. You should read it.
MIKA: And do you remember what the prizes were? We decided to reduce it to one winner because there will be more contests. Prizes?
SSSAAM: The lucky winner gets a header made by Josh and gets to be listed as the major sponsor for the BOOTY Awards with ads everywhere.
MIKA: That’s right. Envelope please. *grabs envelope* And the winner is…
MIKA: Phi, you’ve just won a header and you are now the official major sponsor of the BOOTY Awards! Would you like to say anything?
PHI: Woooooo! *cough* Oh, sorry, I have a cough.
MIKA: Well party till the night is day, Phi, my bud. Back to you, Josh.
JOSH: And we’ll be back after the break!
Project XV VIII IX, the major sponsor of The BOOTY Awards
JOSH: Welcome back, you’re watching the BOOTY Awards! Announcing the finalists in the first category, please welcome Michael Buble!
MICHAEL BUBLE: Thanks Joshy. The first category is SONG OF THE YEAR! So many entries, but so few could make it to the final round. The finalists for song of the year are…
Love Story, Taylor Swift (Fearless)
Poker Face, Lady Gaga (The Fame)
I Gotta Feeling, Black Eyed Peas (The E.N.D)
Knock You Down, Keri Hilson feat. Ne-Yo and Kanye West (In A Perfect World…)
MICHAEL BUBLE: There are the finalists for the first category! Vote for them by dialling 1902 – 321 – 888! The second category, female artist of the year, had many submissions, but only four finalists emerged.
MICHAEL BUBLE: Remember you can vote by dialling 1902 – 321 – 888! And the finalists for male artist of the year are…
MICHAEL BUBLE: Remember, you can vote by dialling 1900 – 321 – 888! Thankyou and goodnight!
JOSH: And now the finalists for the band or group category. This was a very hard category, and the four finalists are…
The Black Eyed Peas
JOSH: Personally, I could only narrow it down to the best eight bands which shows just how close it was. To the bands that missed out, sorry, but please vote by dialling 1900 – 321 – 888! The finalists for album of the year are…
The Fame, Lady Gaga
I Am…Sasha Fierce, Beyonce
Circus, Britney Spears
JOSH: Remember, vote by dialling 1900 – 555 – 888! We’ll be back after this ad break with a performance from Mika!
JOSH: Let’s hear it for Mika with his smash hit, Happy Ending!
JOSH: Thankyou Mika! Woohoo! The finalists for movie of the year are…
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
JOSH: Once again, call 1800 – 321 – 888 to vote! Now please welcome BRITNEY SPEARS!
BRITNEY: Oh my —
BRITNEY: Josh this is crazy! I love this! Wow!
BRITNEY: The finalists for actor of the year are…
BRITNEY: You can vote for them my dialling those numbers flashing on the screen. Actress of the year finalists are…
BRITNEY: I think you know you can vote for them, right? The nominations for TV Show of the year are…
BRITNEY: And on that note, I’m handing it over to the Glee Cast with their magnificent cover of Don’t Stop Believing!
JOSH: Thanks Britney, we’ll see you again a bit later! After the break, the final batch of finalists!
JOSH: Welcome back, and welcome local blogger Phi!
PHI: So I’ve just been told I’m announcing the rest of the finalists. Thanks Josh.
JOSH: You get my pity.
PHI: Hahaha. The finalists for blog of the year are…
PHI: Once again, by calling 1900 – 321 – 888 you can vote for your favourite! Possibly the toughest category was the blogger of the year, and the finalists are:
PHI: You can vote by dialling the number on the screen. Nominations for celebrity of the year are…
PHI: The finalists for most inspirational person were truly touching. The finalists, with their original reasons given by their nominators, are…
Why: I remember seeing him on the news or something (and I had to look him up to find out what his name was because I completely forgot) but he was diagnosed with retinal cancer (that means his eyes) at the age of two. However, he proved that though he was blind, he was still a capable, remakable and beautiful person. Amazingly, he was able to ’see’ where he was going by using a type of sonar. This meant that he could tell you what a room looked like by clicking his tongue.
Unfortunately, Ben died this year in January (he was 16), but has proved to the world that any obstacle can be tackled, no matter how hard. He is an inspiration to all.
WHY; After being jailed for 27 years for being accused of terrorism when he fought against the South African government to oppose black slavery, Nelson Mandela won the Presidential Election by a huge majority. He is one of the most inspirational people I have ever seen.
Kate Cook, Australian Idol Season 7
WHY; Kate grew up in a small country town in Queensland and her mother committed suicide when Kate was a teenager. Before going to idol she was a meat abater and she has come a long way. Although I hated her music, she was an inspiration to go for your dreams no matter what.
Carrie Underwood, American Idol Season 4
WHY; Carrie grew up as a poor child living in a small country town with 2 sisters and her parents. She had a hard life working on the fields but she always had a great voice. After she won american idol her life changed drastically and she encouraged everyone that no matter how big their dream is, they can always achieve it.
PHI: Truly inspirational and deserving of a vote, don’t you think? The final category. The finalists for word of the year are…
JOSH: And that brings to an end the nominations post of the BOOTY AWARDS!
JOSH: And please thank our fantastic special guests! Give a hand for Michael Buble, Mika, Phi, Chad, Sssaam, Bones, Squishy, Britney Spears and the Glee Cast!
JOSH: Remember all you need to do to vote is dial 1900 – 321 – 888! Voting closes on Monday 30th November and the awards show will be held during that week!
JOSH: I’m Josh, thanks for watching!
-This post took four days to write!
-The polls may take some time to put up, so do not fret if you cannot find them on the page
-Sorry for the delay
-I used a random number generator to decide the winner of the contest. I assigned all the participants a number from 1 – 5 in the order in which they commented, and the winning number was the one Phi had.
-The voting lines are now ready
-The timeline has been changed again to make room for the time it took to write this
-There are more prizes you can get for voting
-Phi, I’ll contact you about your prizes