JOSH: Bloop bloop and good evening! I’m Josh, and you’re watching the BOOTY Awards Grand Finale Presentation Night, live from The Great Barrier Reef!
THEME SONG PLAYS
JOSH: Yes, you heard right, there’s no water in your ears. Unlike mine. We are actually underwater for some of tonights show! Woohoo!
JOSH: Who would have thought you could host an awards show looking like this?
POINTS TO BOARD SHORTS
JOSH: Anyways. We told you the nominees. You voted. Now let’s announce the winners! But first of all, please welcome a very special person to present the prizes to the winner of the viewer contest. Welcome the magnificent BRAD PITT!
BRAD PITT: Yeah. So seven of you entered the little contest, hoping to win some awesome prizes. The winner of the voting contest will receive one month of headers for their personal use and their blog will become the major sponsor of this one!
BRAD: And the winner is…
SQUISHY: Ohmygosh Brad Pitt! Thankyou so much!
JOSH: Congratulations, Squishy! And Brad Pitt —
JOSH: back to you to announce the winner of our first category!
STAGE RISES OUT OF THE WATER WITH BRAD PITT ON IT
BRAD: That was fun! Let’s get straight to it! Jeff, Mr VoiceOver Guy, who were the nominees for movie of the year?
JEFF: The nominees are: Twilight; Stepbrothers; Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen and Get Smart!
BRAD: The winner is…
JEFF: The Twilight saga has achieved monstrous success around the world. Please welcome Kristin Stewart who plays lead character Bella to claim the award.
KRISTIN: Thankyou so much! WOOOOO!
KRISTIN: Instead of a speech, why don’t I just reveal the ACTOR OF THE YEAR!
JEFF: The nominees are: Robert Pattinson; Johnny Depp; Heath Ledger and Nicholas Cage.
KRISTIN: The winner is…
KRISTIN: Johnny Depp!
JEFF: Unfortunately Johnny could not make it tonight to accept his award.
KRISTIN: And the nominees for actress of the year are…
JEFF: Julie Benz; Jennifer Aniston; Sandra Bullock and Megan Fox.
KRISTIN: And the winner is…
AUDIENCE: Megan Fox!
KRISTIN: And I’m told Megan couldn’t make it either. But Joel & Benji Madden are here! Give it up for the Good Charlotte brothers!
JOEL AND BENJI DRIFT ONTO THE STAGE ON PARACHUTES
JOEL: Hey. The TV Show of the year is our responsibility.
BENJI: Hey bro?
BENJI: Who are the nominees?
JOEL: The nominees for TV Show of the Year are…iCarly, Glee, Spongebob Squarepants and Dexter.
BENJI: And the winner was just one vote higher than the second placed show.
JOEL: The winner is…
MIRANDA COSGROVE “APPEARS” ON STAGE
MIRANDA COSGROVE: Yipeee. I cannot believe Glee were this close to beating me, Sam, Freddie and Spencer! Thanks for this awards guys!
MIRANDA: Well, boys. Tell us the nominees for WORD OF THE YEAR!
BENJI: The nominees for word of the year are…
JOEL: Pandemonium, Hope, Trust and Epic.
MIRANDA: Hey, I think the winner has appeared on this gignormous TV screen behind me.
MIRANDA: Here’s your award, Mr Epic!
MIRANDA: And the most inspirational person of the year nominees are…
BENJI: Kate Cook, Ben Underwood, Carrier Underwood and Nelson Mandela.
MIRANDA: And Carrie Underwood wins!
Carrie Underwood claims her prize
MIRANDA: See ya!
MIRANDA, JOEL AND BENJI LEAVE THE STAGE
JOSH: And now please welcome Australian superstars Lisa Mitchell, Kate Miller-Heidke and Sarah Blasko singing a medley!
JOSH: And now please welcome Kate Miller-Heidke one more time to present the award to the celebrity of the year!
KATE MILLER-HEIDKE: The nominees are Shia Labeouf, Brad Pitt, Lady Gaga and Beyonce. And the winner is…
KATE: LADY GAGA!
LADY GAGA WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WEARING A UNIQUE COSTUME…AS ALWAYS
LADY GAGA: THANKYOU BOOTY AWARDS!
JOSH: And Lady Gaga, will we be seeing you later? Yes we will!
LADY GAGA EXITS STAGE
SMOKE FILLS STAGE
JOSH: What’s this?
LADY GAGA APPEARS
LADY GAGA PERFORMS BAD ROMANCE
JOSH: Lady Gaga everybody!
JOSH: That was incredible! Thankyou so much!
LADY GAGA: No problem, Josh my man. Show me your teeth.
LADY GAGA EXITS STAGE
JOSH: Now please welcome Australian Idol winner and runner-up Stan Walker and Hayley Warner!
STAN: The nominees for SONG OF THE YEAR are….
HAYLEY: Knock You Down by Keri Hilson, Ne-yo and Kanye West;
STAN: Love Story by Taylor Swift;
HAYLEY: Poker Face by Lady Gaga and
STAN: I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas.
HAYLEY: And the winner is…
STAN AND HAYLEY: SING “I Gotta Feeling, dooo dooo!”
I GOTTA FEELING PLAYS
FERGIE ARRIVES ON A BUS AND CLAIMS THE AWARD
FERGIE: Hey Josh!
JOSH: Can you present the Male Artist of the Year award?
FERGIE: Sure! The nominees are…John Mayer, Akon, Jay-z and Mika.
JOSH: And the winner is…
JOSH: And Jay-z is currently in New York performing his brand new song, so we will mail him his trophy. Thanks Fergie!
FERGIE: No prob!
JOSH: Now please welcome Ne-yo and Kanye West!
KANYE WEST: Yo, man. We’re presenting the female artist of the year awards. The nominees are Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Pink. And the winner is…
NE-YO: TAYLOR SWIFT!
TAYLOR SWIFT WALKS ONTO STAGE TO CLAIM HER AWARD
TAYLOR SWIFT: Thankyou so much every–
KANYE GRABS MIC
KANYE: Imma let you finish, but let me tell you Beyonce’s…
KANYE: Right. Sorry Taylor, here, finish your speech.
TAYLOR SWIFT MAKES HER SPEECH
TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMS “YOU BELONG WITH ME”
JOSH: Happy Birthday for this Sunday, Taylor. As your gift, can you please present the band of the year?
TAYLOR SWIFT: Sure, the nominees for band or group of the year are…Cobra Starship, The Black Eyed Peas, The Script and La roux. The winner is THE BLACK EYED PEAS!
FERGIE APPEARS ON MOTORBIKE AND CLAIMS AWARD
JOSH: Thanks Taylor! Now the nominees for album of the year are…Circus by Britney Spears, I Am Sasha Fierce by Beyonce, The Fame by Lady Gaga and Funhouse by P!nk. The winner is…
POKER FACE PLAYS
LADY GAGA APPEARS ON STAGE
JOSH: Lady Gaga!
LADY GAGA: Thanks. The nominees for blog of the year are…The Panic Button, Feelin’ Red, That Boy Who Blogs and Mooseprints. The winner is THE PANIC BUTTON!
JOSH: And we’ll be sending the award to them within 4-6 weeks. The final category. Blogger of the year.
LADY GAGA: The nominees are Chad, The Chipmunk Club Crew [Melissa, Stephanie and Christine], Brian and Ilan.
JOSH: THE WINNER IS ILAN!
JOSH: And that concludes the BOOTY AWARDS PRESENTATION NIGHT! Thankyou for joining us! And big thanks to all our special guests and of course our voters! Thanks to our major sponsors Divumdev and Teamouse! Goodnight everyone!
-sorry for taking so long, I had the busiest ten days: year nine graduation, presentation night, friends places. Plus this post took ages.
-Phi, you didn’t give me any ads =/
-The content of this post is fictional, and any similarities to real life events are merely coincidental and unintentional. Nothing said in this post was actually said =]
-Ilan and ThePanic Button [winners of the last two categories] I’ll be giving you two something special for winning.