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He Said, She Said

Please note: I believe this game is an original one thought up in the corners of my mind.  Please don’t steal it and claim it as yours.

This game may seem complicated, but it’s quite simple.

The aim of the game is to make a conversation between he and she.

The first person posts a portion of the conversation that he says, ending with “…” midway in his sentence.

The next person finishes what he says and starts what she says, ending with a “…”

The third person finishes what she say and starts what he says, ending with “…”

This goes on and on.  Their conversation never ends.

This seems confusing, so here is an example.

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63 thoughts on “He Said, She Said

  1. He said, “Honey, when’s dinner going to …

  2. “… start turning green?”

    She said, “When the potatoes look…

  3. “…like they are poisonous”

    He said, “But I don’t want…”

  4. …to eat poisonous-looking potatoes”

    She said, “well too bad…”

  5. …buster.”

    He said, “Don’t call me…

  6. …Turtle!”

    She said, “That’s not what I…”

  7. …said!”

    He said, “Oh yes it is, you little…

  8. …elephant-eating cow!”

    She said, “Excuse me? You know that I’m strictly…

  9. sensative with my weight!”

    He said, “WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH…”

  10. …buying me a new car?!?”

    She said, “You just got that new one for…

  11. the competion!”

    He said, “What..

  12. …is for dinner?”

    She said, “I already told you, it’s the…

  13. stupid T-rex you got from the coin machine!”

    He said, “But I don’t want…

  14. ..dinner!”

    She said, “But honey! You just asked for…

  15. dinner!”

    He said, “But..”

  16. …when I said dinner, I actually meant lunch!”
    She said, “Are you crazy or…”

  17. are you crazy?”

    He said, “No, I am not…

  18. …crazy !”
    She said, “Can you please shut up or else…”

  19. I will eat you alive!”

    He said, “Oh no you…

  20. burnt dinner!”

    “Honey, I wasn’t making…

  21. …dinner, but since you insist, I’ll cook you!”
    He said, “OH MY…”

  22. …LEG! CRAMP! CRAMP!

    She said, “Here, I’ll fix it with this…

  23. …bbq sauce. That should make it far tastier!”
    He said, “But I prefer…”

  24. …Barbecue sauce on my arm!”

    She said, “Pffft, you cares what you…

  25. …Think! We’re better off asking your arm.”
    He said, ‘Go right ahead, I’m sure it…”

  26. …will sound smarter than me.”

    She said, “Honey, that’s a terrible comeback. You really should…

  27. “…watch more tv, it could help you.”
    He said, “Tv is rubbish and it…”

  28. …makes me feel sick.”

    She said, “Says the man who was watching TV for…

  29. five minutes!”

    He said, “Erm…

  30. …how is that meant to make me feel bad?”

    She said, “You want to feel bad? Well why didn’t you…

  31. put a coin in that vending machine?!?!”

    He said, “Because, it wont make me…

  32. …dinner.”

    She said, “Speaking of dinner, why don’t you…

  33. …chop off your hand?”

    He said, “Well then throw me the…

  34. …soy sauce and we’ll settle this.”

    She said, “Alright but you need to…”

  35. …propose to me first.”

    He said, “Honey, I’m the stupid one, and even I know that we’re…

  36. …donkeys.”

    She said, “OK, but you need to eat…”

  37. …your arm already!”

    He said, “Well then give me the…

  38. …soy sauce and we’ll settle this once again.”

    She said, “You are one…

  39. …strange lawyer, honey.”

    He said, “Honey, you’re the one who was a…

  40. …loser in high school.”

    She said, “No way, d00d. I’m way…

  41. …to good at athletics to be a loser.”

    He said, “Honey ,we all know you won…

  42. …nothing in Primary School. Admit it. You are a donkey.”

    She said, “But my pediatrician says…

    (so random)

  43. …my feet need cutting.”

    He said, “Don’t you mean hair? Plus, why’s your paediatrician talking about your…

  44. …toilet? Doesn’t he have anything boring to talk about?”

    She said, “He’s name is Baeu. Gee, Dave, you’re a such an…

  45. …amazing singer.”

    He said, “Honey, I know I’ve won ten thousand Oscar’s and all, but you really don’t have to…

  46. …steal my pediatrician.”

    She said, “Let’s just talk to him and…

  47. …we’ll arrange a time and place where he can cut your hand off.”

    He said, “Great idea, just pass me the…

  48. …soy sauce!”

    She said, “But first, we have to play Puzzle Pirates!”

    @Bones;

    Why does your name link to Puzzle Pirates.

  49. …And I’ll just stop there.”

    He said, “Honey, then get me my eyepatch from the…

  50. ..Coat closet.”

    She said,”But it isnt in the closet it’s…

  51. …in the closet!”

    He said, “…Honey, that’s exactly what…

  52. …I didn’t say!”
    She said, “You are so…

  53. …smelly. You should take a bath, dude.”

    He said, “Excuse me? Me, …”

  54. …Harold, dont agree with you. I smell like your mother.”

    She said, “My mother smells like…

  55. @Phi Because I can.

    …you!”

    He said, “That’ precisely what I’m trying to…

  56. …distract you with while I execute my evil plan!”

    She said, “Execute?!? Don’t kill…

  57. …my mother!”

    He said, “Why would I? She smells the same as…

  58. ….You! Now, let’s get the….

  59. … LEGO out because I like it.”
    He said, “Honey, you are so…

  60. …stupid!”

    She said, “HONEY! That was extremely rude! You know what? I’m going to…

  61. … do to you now?”

    He said, “Uhm, I really don’t care. Do what you want to me you…

  62. …female!”

    She said, “Honey! You should know better than to question a person’s gender! I want a…

  63. …husband who loves me for who I am, not for what I am.”

    He said, “Ummm, honey, that made absolutely…

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