Thanks to Phi for the idea. See, the ideas can become reality!
This game is pretty simple. The first person puts a coin in the vending machine. The next person tells them what they got, and puts a coin in the machine, so on.
Example:
Lily; *puts coin in vending machine*
Joel; You get a pet cow! *puts coin in vending machine*
Marissa; You get a fake coin. *puts coin in vending machine*
No commenting twice in a row.
Tinted Lens ~ 
October 24, 2009 at 8:57 pm
*Puts coin in COIN (lol) Machine*
October 24, 2009 at 9:25 pm
You get a mouse. Squeak squeak.
*puts ten dollar note in vending machine*
October 24, 2009 at 10:22 pm
You get my pity. xD
*Puts coin in vending machine*
October 24, 2009 at 11:06 pm
You get a Hippo. Sadly, you cannot pull him out of the vending machine, because of his excessive fatness.
*Puts coin in Vending machine*
October 24, 2009 at 11:18 pm
You get my pity. D:
*Puts coin in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 1:20 am
You get a death warrant! Muhahaha!
*Puts coin in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 11:19 am
You an out of order message? D:
*puts coin in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm
You get Roundhouse Kicked.
-Secretly puts in Monoply money- Heh heh.
October 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Isn’t this just the best game ever?
You get my pity. D;
*Puts coin in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 4:22 pm
You get a wet noodle.
-Secretly inserts a hippo-
October 25, 2009 at 4:35 pm
You get a jammed vending machine
*puts coin in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 6:55 pm
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
October 25, 2009 at 7:47 pm
You get a note that reads: “I am a vending machine.”
*inserts fake coin in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 8:19 pm
You get the hippo that was jammed.
-Looks around corner, and inserts LBP disc-
October 25, 2009 at 8:58 pm
You get a thankyou note: “Thank-you for getting that big hippo out of me.”
*inserts one million dollars in vending machine*
October 25, 2009 at 9:27 pm
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in wallet*
October 25, 2009 at 9:28 pm
You get nothing.
-Inserts Chuck Norris-
October 25, 2009 at 9:32 pm
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in pocket*
October 25, 2009 at 9:35 pm
You get MY pity.
-Inserts coin-
October 25, 2009 at 9:36 pm
You get my half-eaten hot dog. Lucky man.
*Slams Aussie Boy’s head into Vending Machine*
October 25, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Phew! Luckily I’m an Aussie Guy!
You get a pet T-REX that wants to eat you. Enjoy!
-Inserts a milky way bar-
October 25, 2009 at 9:41 pm
LOL!
You get my homework.
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
October 25, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Your homework,huh?
-Writes down all the wrong answers-
You get a T-rex Voodoo doll. Use it well.
-Inserts Kit Kat-
October 25, 2009 at 9:45 pm
You get Milky Way Spread.
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way_%28spread%29
October 26, 2009 at 12:57 am
You get an AK47 with a silencer and extended mag that is illegal due to safety laws (you was arrested but got released a day after so you went back to the vending machine).
*Puts coin in Coin Machine*
October 26, 2009 at 3:51 am
You get Phi’s pity.
*Puts Josh in vending mahchine*
October 27, 2009 at 1:02 am
You get my pity.
October 27, 2009 at 1:02 am
*Puts coin vending machine*
October 27, 2009 at 8:30 am
You get your blog eaten alive.
-Inserts shoe-
October 27, 2009 at 11:42 am
You got a shoe.
-Inserts Phi’s pity into vending machine-
October 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm
You get an I-O-U voucher for 1 “Phi’s Pity”.
*inserts Christmas tree in vending machine*
October 28, 2009 at 10:54 am
You get a couple needles and paper.
*Inserts a my blog in vending machine*
October 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
*Vending machine starts sputtering and smoking due to things that shouldnt go in a vending machine going in*
You get a broken vending machine.
*Inserts coin in coin machine*
October 28, 2009 at 7:31 pm
You get a Evil Teddy Bear with long, pointed claws…
-Inserts Plastic Needle thing-
October 29, 2009 at 11:32 am
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Coin Machine*
November 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm
You get a speeding fine.
*inserts Phi in vending machine*
November 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm
You get my pity…
*Inserts coin in Coin Machine*
November 1, 2009 at 10:21 pm
You get Phi.
*inserts coin machine token in vending machine*
November 2, 2009 at 8:10 am
Oh dear, oh dear… That’s gotta be bad…
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
November 2, 2009 at 10:10 am
whats with all the *puts coin in machine* stuff? get creative people 😉
you get my virginity.
*puts Josh in vending machine*
November 2, 2009 at 10:24 am
You get an angry Josh.
*punches vending machine and shakes it*
November 2, 2009 at 10:26 am
You get my pity.
For your information, monsieur Opus, we have been saying things other than “coin”.
*Puts coin in Vending Machine*
November 2, 2009 at 10:27 am
Ahaha. You were too soon, Josh.
November 2, 2009 at 10:28 am
*you get DR,OCTOGONAOUS!!!!! BLLAHHH!!!!!!!*
*inserts the U.S.A*
November 2, 2009 at 10:31 am
Oh great, Opus. You’ve done it this time. Break the Vending Machine, why don’tcha? lolol
*Stares at broken Vending Machine…* How I wish you’d get fixed.
November 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm
You get a genie who grants you a wish and fixes the machine.
*inserts bomb in Vending machine*
November 2, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Oh great, Josh. You’ve done it this time. Blow up the Vending Machine, why don’tcha? lolol
*Stares at broken Vending Machine…* How I wish you’d get fixed.
(I realise that I am taking advantage of the genie that only comes round when you stare at the machine, looking sad.)
November 2, 2009 at 8:25 pm
You get a brand new, state-of-the-art vending machine, that can fit items like A WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Enjoy putting really big things in here!
-Inserts Elephant Giraffe-
November 2, 2009 at 9:15 pm
You get my pity.
*Puts coin in vending machine*
November 3, 2009 at 8:48 am
You get my pity.
-Inserts cup of frozen water-
November 3, 2009 at 8:56 am
you get vital vipers virginity
*inserts whole universe*
November 3, 2009 at 9:43 am
You get my pity.
*Kicks Vending Machine*
November 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you get a punch in the balls and a bad look from the vending machine, and a gift card for anger management class.
*inserts iPod*
November 3, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Oh Noes…
YOU GET RICK ROLL’D!
-Inserts Phi-
November 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm
You get a broken vending machine.
*inserts my hand*
November 3, 2009 at 9:49 pm
That wasn’t a very good joy ride, I can tell you that. (I’m referring to being inserted into the damn vending machine.
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You get pity; you did lose your hand after all.
*Inserts 50c into soda machine*
November 7, 2009 at 11:44 am
You get a gift voucher for the gym. The vending machine says, “You’ll need it, buddy.”
~~~~~~
*inserts credit card in vending machine*
November 7, 2009 at 11:55 am
*you get nothing*
Vending machine says you just got PUNK’D!
*inserts The Tinted Lens Blog*
November 7, 2009 at 2:01 pm
You get my grandma.
*Inserts pity into Vending Machine*
November 7, 2009 at 10:15 pm
You get Phi’s pity.
*inserts the BOOTY Awards into vending machine*
November 8, 2009 at 8:17 am
You get my grandpa.
*Inserts pity into Vending Machine*
November 8, 2009 at 12:49 pm
You get a half-eaten squirrel with no lower body! A mer-squirrel! Happy birthday!
*Inserts Miley Cyrus party mixtape into vending machine*
November 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
November 8, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Gets rabid hungry lobster, sues vending machine company.
*Inserts the evolution theory*
November 8, 2009 at 1:10 pm
You get my pity…
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
November 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Wow, Phi, you can’t think of anything else? Lol.
Throws Phi’s pity on ground, furiously beats it to a pulp, drinks pulp.
*Empties the national debt into vending machine*
November 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Nope. I’m original, see? xD
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
November 12, 2009 at 6:43 pm
You get your maths teacher screaming at you.
*inserts hungry monster-eating bunny in vending machine*
November 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Lol, my maths teacher just had a baby boy, and his head was in the clouds when he came back to school. He let us out early too. Happy man, eh?
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
November 14, 2009 at 8:30 am
A screaming monster with pink eyes jumps out of the machine. A fluffy ear and fluffy white tail pop out, and then out comes the big hungry monster-eating bunny.
*inserts bad romance in vending machine*
November 14, 2009 at 2:17 pm
You get nothing. I, on the other hand, gets my pity.
*Inserts TSB in Vending Machine*
November 23, 2009 at 11:28 am
You get your pity.
*inserts Phi in vending machine so no one gets his pity*
November 23, 2009 at 9:12 pm
You get an angry Phi shaking his fist at you.
*inserts Phi’s fist*
November 23, 2009 at 10:06 pm
You get a turtle with an extra leg.
*inserts a mouldy orange cat*
November 24, 2009 at 6:04 am
You get a tacklehug from an overweight fish
*inserts the weather man*
November 28, 2009 at 9:14 am
You get cloudy with a chance of showers.
*inserts meatball*
November 28, 2009 at 9:50 am
You get Phi’s pity
*inserts the Nile River*
December 4, 2009 at 11:10 am
You get a computer
*insets coin*
December 5, 2009 at 8:11 am
You get a free telemarketer!
*inserts a maple tree*
December 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm
you get mple syrup.
*inserts spam comments*
December 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm
You get delicious SPAM meat
*inserts Hollywood*
December 14, 2009 at 12:48 am
You get my love.
* inserts coin*
December 14, 2009 at 3:41 am
You get Bob Parker saying “Come on down! You’ve won a NEW CAAAAR!!!”
*inserts a teddy bear*
December 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
January 1, 2010 at 8:29 am
You get a picture of me eating ham.
*Insterts a talking squirell*
January 1, 2010 at 10:35 pm
You get a demented French Space Llama!
*Inserts the end of time*
January 2, 2010 at 5:13 am
You get teleported to 2012
*inserts a dancing frog*
January 18, 2010 at 10:04 pm
You get a bottomless pit of Phi’s pity.
*inserts sandcastle*
January 19, 2010 at 11:29 am
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Coin Machine*
February 5, 2010 at 11:56 am
You get your own pity
*inserts a pinecone into the vending machine*
February 16, 2010 at 8:05 pm
You get Lipton tea…
aaaand my pity.
*Kicks soda machine*
February 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
*throws cola bottle to the tummy of phi*
*puts coin con vending machine*
February 19, 2010 at 4:03 pm
You get Niagra Falls
*puts a figure skater in the vending machine*
February 20, 2010 at 10:34 am
You get my pity.
*Inserts coin in Vending Machine*
February 20, 2010 at 12:29 pm
*you get lady gaga*
(ah, tough luck, champ)
*inserts The Beach Boys mixed with The Monkees*
February 20, 2010 at 12:36 pm
You get a beach ball with a tail. Ooh ooh a a.
*inserts little red riding hood*
February 21, 2010 at 5:14 am
You get a key chain that’s the kind that is an animal which when you squeeze it, fake poo comes out.
*inserts everything in the whole wide universe*
February 23, 2010 at 7:32 am
You get a present from Josh. Inside is “a key chain that’s the kind that is an animal which when you squeeze it, fake poo comes out.”
*inserts Lucky Eye into the vending machine*
February 23, 2010 at 10:03 am
You get a Lucky Toe
*inserts a Tv remote into the vending machine*
February 27, 2010 at 3:51 pm
You get my pity.
*Inserts $100 into wallet*
(This is the 100th comment here ^^;)
February 27, 2010 at 5:02 pm
You get a crazy salesman shouting “YOU ARE THE 100TH COMMENTOR!”
*inserts the crazy salesman*
February 28, 2010 at 6:39 am
You get a crazy hobo
*inserts Apolo Ohno*
March 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm
You get an angry Apollo Ohno.
*inserts watermelon*
March 12, 2010 at 8:22 pm
You get my pity.
*Kicks Vending Machine*
April 22, 2010 at 10:19 pm
You get a new coin machine.
*Places Coins*
June 29, 2010 at 10:09 pm
You get my pity.
*Inserts Coin in Vending Machine*
August 17, 2010 at 9:39 pm
You get a llama. Wearing a sombrero.
*inserts catfish into power point at back of vending machine*